Turd Award nomination!
The Daily Star and DIY product manufacture Screwfix have teamed up to find Britain’s tradesman of the year. I like the name Screwfix, as it sums up the nature of Cruel Britannia rather well: Everything is a fix, we all get screwed, and then remain stuck to a Wall of Indifference forever.
The thing is, does the honour of being Britain’s best tradesmen mean anything to the lucky recipient? The Star says this:
‘Last year’s winner Michael Cairns, 28, from Edinburgh says: “It has been a great endorsement for the business.” Last year’s winner Michael Cairns, 28, from Edinburgh says: “It has been a great endorsement for the business and for myself.”‘
Yes, the Screwfix tradesman of the year, so great he said it twice. But let’s take a bit less of the piss here, because some things about this little Star idea are not half bad. Polly Shaw, for…
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