Here are some that made me lol
“If a rolling loan gather’s no loss, why does a rolling bankster head gather no pity?”
“What did you think would happen? Any idiot could have seen this coming. How can you be so stupid and still manipulate markets?”
“When you buy a congressman, who do you get to remove his spine?”
“How can a company spend $100,000,000 PER DAY on legal expenses and not be a criminal enterprise?”
“How are you planning to spend the savings made from firing your social media team?”
“How much have the fine to be in order to incentivise you to change your conduct?”
“Is it more difficult to sell toxic mortgages, engage in stock fraud, buy a politician or develop a conscience?”
“#AskJPM was a big fail Because JPM belongs in jail.”
“If I were locked in a room with Dimon, Hitler, and Stalin, and had a gun with 2 rounds, I would shoot Dimon twice. How about you?”
“How d’ya make a JP Morgan banker cry? Ask him questions on Twitter”
“You should all be jailed and the key should be thrown away and I am not asking. #AskJPM”
“Anyone who hasn’t gone to #AskJPM for the sheer hilarity is missing out on a great twitter shalacking LOL people 1 – financial terrorists 0”
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